So...

[BlueTiki]

This is the part where you troll the shit out of me, right?

If you really want to be "trolled", I'll grant your wish and play.

However, to honor your "I ain't got all day" declaration, please let me know when I should expect your return.

I will accordingly adjust my schedule, to the best of my limited ability, to accommodate you.

I do respect the extraneous commitments, on you, preventing your ²⁴⁄₇ presence in Mock.

I didn't realize that the welfare lines are sooo long, mid-month.

Be sure and double-check your application for errors before you're called up to the window.