the 2014 trivial drivel thread

[HairOfTheDog]

I do not however go door up foor pedaling my religion and I said those exact fucking words to them.

Still no stylus, Jenny?

I bet they'd've moved on quick if you had said that literally; the ones religious enough to knock on doors don't usually welcome mongs to the flock. No potential enhancement to the collection plate to be found there.

"Door up foor". I like it and can picture rams in a huff, screaming it at the religious "pedalers".

They probably dropped their church pamphlets right back into their bicycle baskets and peddled on over to the next house as fast as they could...