05-04-2014, 02:17 PM
If I could get sally to cook for me...
I'd request eggs benedict (or biscuits and gravy), crab cakes, hashed-browns (or crispy home-fries with onions and peppers), a spicy Bloody Mary double shot, a cup of coffee and a big glass of ice water.
I would try to talk her out of taking a kidney as payment, though -- would rather keep the spare just in case somebody in my family needed it some day. I'd offer up a toe or two and try to negotiate from there.
I'd request eggs benedict (or biscuits and gravy), crab cakes, hashed-browns (or crispy home-fries with onions and peppers), a spicy Bloody Mary double shot, a cup of coffee and a big glass of ice water.
I would try to talk her out of taking a kidney as payment, though -- would rather keep the spare just in case somebody in my family needed it some day. I'd offer up a toe or two and try to negotiate from there.