BITCHFLAKES, TIS FRIDAY

[Duchess]

Jesus wept.. It's just like a bus with wings these days. Complete with smelly bogans and screaming kids. You're more likely to die in bed of a heart attack laughing at MS's latest story.

When I'm uncomfortable with someone's driving I say, pull the fuck over, I'll drive. I can't do that up there.

I took a xanax I think it was, when a hurricane was coming, it was fantastic, I was as relaxed as I've ever been.