Enjoy you're honey, honey?

[Midwest Spy]

Poor Crash hugging a cactus is very brave. Do you even have cactuses, cacti ummmm wtf in Oz?

I thought I read that Oz has more poisonous snakes and spiders than anywhere else in the world.

Not to mention all the crocs, and the bull sharks that like to swim up the rivers from the ocean.

To top it all off, they've got Aussiefriend to keep you warm at night.

With one eye open at all times, of course.