05-10-2014, 11:18 PM
(04-21-2014, 02:09 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: Christ Bearer? What would Jesus do?
Resurrection?
Apparently, Christ Bearer has risen again, or at least he has the ability to rise again. His penis was reattached by a plastic surgeon and he says it's fully functional, though he might not be able to have more kids (I'm thinking that's not a bad thing).
Christ seems to have a pretty casual attitude about the whole incident. I think he's nuts.
His story is that he was depressed over a restraining order forbidding him to see his two daughters, and he has a baby on the way. So, he was reading a book about monks and vasectomies, smoking weed, and decided to do what he did. That's his story. Source: http://www.tmz.com/2014/05/10/christ-bea...per-penis/
The PCP story reported upthread sounds way more plausible to me.