Would you name your child....

[crash]

I would consider "Kaptain" for a boy (assuming my baby daddy's last name wasn't "Kangaroo", "Crunch", "Stubing", "Obvious", or "Kirk" -- that would just be cruel).

You might want to avoid any prospective baby daddys with the surname 'Sensible' too, unless you want to run the risk of your boy being labelled a one hit wonder..