I like to open with a joke.

[BlueTiki]

Maybe we should feed punchlines to Cutz and have it create the back-story?

I'll start: "Cutz . . . that's the dog's dick, in your hand!"

ummm........what did the blonde say to the blind veterinarian?

Thanks, maggot for jumping in and not letting the newbie give it a go.

Note to Cutz: Don't hire maggot as one of your back-story writers.