I like to open with a joke.

[Cutz]

I'm not in the music industry.

Are you in the...porn industry?
So, that's a cute kitty you've got in your avatar, Cutz.
Are you an animal lover, a gun lover, both, neither?

Not in the porn industry. I've never been a big animal lover, but I moved in with a girl that has a Golden Retriever, and he's pretty cool. I'm not a gun lover, but I like them ok, and very much a fan of America's constitutional right to own them.

Oh, and I'm not in the music industry.

This was important to declare because . . . ?
What other things are you "not"?

Just a carry-over from the other thread I posted in. Really it was because I posted a question that I figured out the answer to myself given a couple minutes of browsing, and couldn't figure out how to delete the post. I am also not a...

I am going with Kamikaze pilot.

Oh yeah, welcome Cutz. Have to say, that was your joke?

Thanks. Well, it's not my joke, I didn't write it or anything. I do like it tho. It's short and straight to the point. (Sorry for another stick joke.)

I think this dude IS the joke.

fair opinion.

Note to Cutz: Don't hire maggot as one of your back-story writers.

Duely noted.