I like to open with a joke.

[HairOfTheDog]

Not in the porn industry. I've never been a big animal lover, but I moved in with a girl that has a Golden Retriever, and he's pretty cool. I'm not a gun lover, but I like them ok, and very much a fan of America's constitutional right to own them.

I see, Cutz.

Last thing we need in this place is yet another porn star, so I'm kinda relieved that you're not in that biz. I'm not a porn star either. It's not that I didn't try, just blew too many lines in auditions. Plus, it was harder than I'd thought and most of the actors were a real pain in the ass.

As for the Golden Retriever, it's a good thing you like him. Seems he was there first, so hopefully he likes you back.

Anyway, welcome to Mock. It's nice to see you already jumping into other threads -- not a timid one, I take it. That's good.