I like to open with a joke.

[HairOfTheDog]

That was meant for cutz

That's too bad, interloper -- could be dangerous breaking and entering his intro thread and disrespecting Cutz like that.

Just because he happens to assault poor defenseless kittens in the process of exercising his second amendment rights, doesn't mean Cutz is necessarily a marshmallow.

Word has it that he got his name due to his machete-wielding skills. I heard that from ramseycat though, so, he might just be really handy with a butter knife and a cheese board.