05-30-2014, 09:32 PM
(05-30-2014, 01:38 PM)Maggot Wrote: It wont take long did it? The male rabbit said.
Did what? The female rabbit snapped.
I don't think Cutz realizes that he has no control over who posts what in this thread and where it will end up.
Anyway, I'm not in the mood for a pun either. But, I'll pull a corny joke outta my hat (ass) for you.
A rabbit hopped upon a vegetable stand and asked, "Got any carrots?" The vender answered, "No!"
The next day, the rabbit hopped on back there again and asked, "Got any carrots?" The vender replied "No!"
The following day, the rabbit went back and asked, "Got any carrots?" The vender shouted, "No! And if you come again and ask for carrots, I'll take nails and hammer you on the post by your ears!"
Early the next morning the pesky rabbit went back and asked, " Got any nails?" The seller answered, "No!" To which, the rabbit asked, "Got any carrots?"
I like to think the rabbit got his way in the end because persistence really does pay off. But, I don't really know if he ended up snacking on carrots or if he was instead hammered in the head and found himself in a stew.