Greedy motherfuckers

[crash]

I like the way the lights brighten the rooms so I turn them on even when I don't need them, I run the dishwasher and washing machine even when there isn't a full load, we waste tons of bottles of water because everyone just leaves them sitting around so I throw them away half full, all of my vehicles are gas guzzlers, I don't recycle, I fill two dumpsters up with trash twice a week, my house is probably too big but I would like an even bigger one.

I love that about you, Sal. You can own your shit. No pretentiousness.