06-01-2014, 12:31 PM
I went to a fancy teppanyaki restaurant last night and the chef we had was so drunk I was for sure they were going to tell him to get the hell out. Turns out he's the owners brother and the group we were sitting next to request him when they go there, we didn't even get the R-rated version he usually puts on they said.
He kept grabbing the waitress' ass and tossing little rice balls down my shirt. Then instead of filling our saucers up with white sauce he squirted saki in there from a ketchup bottle and was drinking it himself the whole time. Then he ate two pieces of my sushi when I wasn't looking and filled my plate up with a $40 dinner that I didn't even order. The funniest thing was a group of black women with low cut dresses sat at another table and he told my husband to come cook this stuff because he's going over there. He was serious. He gave my husband his spatula and hat and left for 5 minutes. Hilarious, no one even ate their food because he had us cracking up the whole time. I gave him a $20 tip, I wasn't expecting a comedy show.
He kept grabbing the waitress' ass and tossing little rice balls down my shirt. Then instead of filling our saucers up with white sauce he squirted saki in there from a ketchup bottle and was drinking it himself the whole time. Then he ate two pieces of my sushi when I wasn't looking and filled my plate up with a $40 dinner that I didn't even order. The funniest thing was a group of black women with low cut dresses sat at another table and he told my husband to come cook this stuff because he's going over there. He was serious. He gave my husband his spatula and hat and left for 5 minutes. Hilarious, no one even ate their food because he had us cracking up the whole time. I gave him a $20 tip, I wasn't expecting a comedy show.