I like to open with a joke.

[Blindgreed1]

I see. Maybe Cutz will appreciate your positive testimonial, Gunnar.

I didn't have any reason to suspect that he's not a good dude anyway, though the pun fixation might be a bit odd.
We've all got our fetishes though, right? I'd tell you about my intense attraction to all things politically conservative, but I'd have nothing left.

corniness is contagious.

You are made of win HOTD.