06-05-2014, 06:46 PM
On this day, three years ago, user was confessing her sins..
...and giving birth to Tongans.
(06-05-2011, 06:51 PM)username Wrote: My sin was gluttony (feel free to post your own).
As I said somewhere else, I got quite drunk at the wedding we attended last night.
We arrived at our hotel early (around 2pm). My husband and I were both hungry. While I don't usually eat junk food, there was an In N Out burger joint right next door. So, my husband got us both a cheeseburger, some fries and a regular coke (my husband thinks ordering diet coke with junk food is blasphemy).
So fine, a little junk food here and there, whatever.
We then proceed to the wedding where we have appetizers and, at around 7pm, a great, big dinner of chicken, pasta, salad, rolls and of course, cake.
After getting back to the hotel, since we hadn't had cellphone reception at the wedding, it occurred to me that I ought to call and check on my kids (because I'm an attentive mom and all and it made perfect sense at the time). So I called them at around 11:50p.m. and basically managed to ruin a perfectly good nights sleep for my SIL, her son and my kids (and I got to hear all about the new hole in our masterbedroom wall). Having accomplished that, I head back to our room and there's my husband with 2 MORE cheeseburgers, fries and cokes. I said "are you fucking crazy"? And promptly ate it all.
Duchess, stop reading here
Going to the bathroom this morning closely resembled giving birth.
To begin penance, I just spent a very painful, hungover hour at the gym running on the treadmill and riding the bike. And I'm swearing off In N Out burger forever.
The end.
...and giving birth to Tongans.
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