06-07-2014, 12:26 PM
Ah, le French are tres sneaky mon petit pois.
The Yanks? The whole planet knows by now that if you want some chewing gum, refreshing soft drinks that turn you into a diabetic and wonderful food that is fast and made of some dodgy slimy substance as well as that all American scream "We'll bring you democracy, you'll be freeee!" , you just have to got some sort of resource. Either that black stuff that America is willing to die for, or the number one rule in any sort of business, location, location, location, i.e our wonderful sandbox here.
Now if you don't qualify for either one of those, no matter just how many of your local folks will get butchered or starve to death, fuck you, you are a free person so do please take care of your own misfortune.
The English? Just like the Germans they are still suffering from their past and by now the average Englishman walks thru London with a constant Wtf?! expression on his face, trying to make sense of all those nationalities trying to be part of his neighbourhood just because they were part of a former colony. Obviously they totally deserve it and over a few years it can just be an improvement to the overall British gen pool as lets face it, they are one pasty faced, big eared and generally ugly nation. So a touch of Jamaica, Somalia, India, Uganda, or Poland can only be good.
However, with both of those you know where you're standing. And that's when the French sneak in!
They are smart so and not only shan't but even more so, can't, be underestimated. When they took their colonies, they took the global holiday resorts. Mauritius, Seychelles, Tahiti, etc. You find a gorgeous lagoon with a local grass skirt wearing chic serving Pinacolads in halfed Coconuts, and you can be sure a French called it instantly home. They do got their class and style, they gave us Louis Vuitton, Chanel and Petit Fours after all.
So unlike their hated English neighbours they didn't jump across the globe to look for large properties to call it their own, oh no, they just followed those English ships, checked where they landed, and then simply set off to fuck it up, i.e America!
Did they want it for themselves? Mais none! They just found it amusing to fuck it up for those English cretins! Once that was done, they took the first passage out to their favourite beach on Tahiti to mingle with the locals.
So same here. Everybody knows the Yanks and English fucked up the Middle East since the first oil discoveries. It was the Brits who brought those Jews that nobody wanted "over there" to "their" holy land and created Israel for shits and giggles. Surely those folks who hate each other deeply will be so busy bashing their own heads in that they will not pay any attention to us running all the resources, plus supplying whatever weapons they might certainly need for the shit that will surely follow.
The Americans set up camp with the Saudis, a bunch of uneducated Bedouins, and told them "Hey, see that black shit none of you wants? We'll take it. Not only that, but you will make huge amounts of cash as well. There's nothing to buy around here with it? No worries, we'll provide that as well. As long as you pay our companies building all your malls and camel dens with the cash we give you for your oil, all will be fine. What? Democracy? Fuck that, you got a wonderful King with a huge family who seems to know perfectly well what to do, mainly doing what we say business wise, so go ahead, do as you like with your women, no matter that most guys behind Al Qaeda are from your lovely country, we just fucking love you. Do as you wish."
But then the French did what they do best. They pouted!
Of course, you would pout too if there's a big colourful party and nobody invited you even so you are famous for Champagne and Foie Gras. So they said "Putain!" and took off with a large Louis Vuitton suitcase full of Veuve Cliquot right into the dessert. Did it work? Hell yeah!
Total and YLNG are the biggest companies over here and as I mentioned before, did they manage to fuck it up or what!
But then comes me, taking full advantage of that knowledge and their guilt. Well, it is less guilt than actually damage control, because one thing the French are lacking is ... guilt.
Strangely enough and for the first time in my life, I am starting to think Putin, or a Russian President, is actually .... cool.
America brings you freedom, which is why they got about 662 military bases in 38 countries. Understandably so, considering how many naughty people we got on the planet. The English have learned from their past, thinking "Fuck that, we don't have anymore space for all those Paki's, let America take over now."
But the Russians? Well, they will tell you straight to your face "We'll fuck you up, or we don't." Easy, straight up, and none of that pretentious and hippocratic bull one expects by now from everybody else.
Yeah, Angie is sure kicking ass. One thing she learned from her master and mentor good old Kohl, who I believe fucked up Germany with that ridiculous Euro of his. It works for the Germans as they just shut up and run double to make ends meet, but clearly it doesn't work that well in the more relaxed and tranquil neighbourhoods of Europe, pretty much everything south of Germany.
So yeah, fuck Kohl and the French!
Sante
The Yanks? The whole planet knows by now that if you want some chewing gum, refreshing soft drinks that turn you into a diabetic and wonderful food that is fast and made of some dodgy slimy substance as well as that all American scream "We'll bring you democracy, you'll be freeee!" , you just have to got some sort of resource. Either that black stuff that America is willing to die for, or the number one rule in any sort of business, location, location, location, i.e our wonderful sandbox here.
Now if you don't qualify for either one of those, no matter just how many of your local folks will get butchered or starve to death, fuck you, you are a free person so do please take care of your own misfortune.
The English? Just like the Germans they are still suffering from their past and by now the average Englishman walks thru London with a constant Wtf?! expression on his face, trying to make sense of all those nationalities trying to be part of his neighbourhood just because they were part of a former colony. Obviously they totally deserve it and over a few years it can just be an improvement to the overall British gen pool as lets face it, they are one pasty faced, big eared and generally ugly nation. So a touch of Jamaica, Somalia, India, Uganda, or Poland can only be good.
However, with both of those you know where you're standing. And that's when the French sneak in!
They are smart so and not only shan't but even more so, can't, be underestimated. When they took their colonies, they took the global holiday resorts. Mauritius, Seychelles, Tahiti, etc. You find a gorgeous lagoon with a local grass skirt wearing chic serving Pinacolads in halfed Coconuts, and you can be sure a French called it instantly home. They do got their class and style, they gave us Louis Vuitton, Chanel and Petit Fours after all.
So unlike their hated English neighbours they didn't jump across the globe to look for large properties to call it their own, oh no, they just followed those English ships, checked where they landed, and then simply set off to fuck it up, i.e America!
Did they want it for themselves? Mais none! They just found it amusing to fuck it up for those English cretins! Once that was done, they took the first passage out to their favourite beach on Tahiti to mingle with the locals.
So same here. Everybody knows the Yanks and English fucked up the Middle East since the first oil discoveries. It was the Brits who brought those Jews that nobody wanted "over there" to "their" holy land and created Israel for shits and giggles. Surely those folks who hate each other deeply will be so busy bashing their own heads in that they will not pay any attention to us running all the resources, plus supplying whatever weapons they might certainly need for the shit that will surely follow.
The Americans set up camp with the Saudis, a bunch of uneducated Bedouins, and told them "Hey, see that black shit none of you wants? We'll take it. Not only that, but you will make huge amounts of cash as well. There's nothing to buy around here with it? No worries, we'll provide that as well. As long as you pay our companies building all your malls and camel dens with the cash we give you for your oil, all will be fine. What? Democracy? Fuck that, you got a wonderful King with a huge family who seems to know perfectly well what to do, mainly doing what we say business wise, so go ahead, do as you like with your women, no matter that most guys behind Al Qaeda are from your lovely country, we just fucking love you. Do as you wish."
But then the French did what they do best. They pouted!
Of course, you would pout too if there's a big colourful party and nobody invited you even so you are famous for Champagne and Foie Gras. So they said "Putain!" and took off with a large Louis Vuitton suitcase full of Veuve Cliquot right into the dessert. Did it work? Hell yeah!
Total and YLNG are the biggest companies over here and as I mentioned before, did they manage to fuck it up or what!
But then comes me, taking full advantage of that knowledge and their guilt. Well, it is less guilt than actually damage control, because one thing the French are lacking is ... guilt.
Strangely enough and for the first time in my life, I am starting to think Putin, or a Russian President, is actually .... cool.
America brings you freedom, which is why they got about 662 military bases in 38 countries. Understandably so, considering how many naughty people we got on the planet. The English have learned from their past, thinking "Fuck that, we don't have anymore space for all those Paki's, let America take over now."
But the Russians? Well, they will tell you straight to your face "We'll fuck you up, or we don't." Easy, straight up, and none of that pretentious and hippocratic bull one expects by now from everybody else.
Yeah, Angie is sure kicking ass. One thing she learned from her master and mentor good old Kohl, who I believe fucked up Germany with that ridiculous Euro of his. It works for the Germans as they just shut up and run double to make ends meet, but clearly it doesn't work that well in the more relaxed and tranquil neighbourhoods of Europe, pretty much everything south of Germany.
So yeah, fuck Kohl and the French!
Sante