Introduction

[ChicagoBorn]

Well, I'd be a hypocritical bitch if I had an adversity to other people's long stories.

So, don't keep me waiting; bust your tale out, you bitchy bastard.

Sheeeeeez! Well I'm a Bitch just cuz it's fun end of that long story....
BaaaaaahahHaha! !
I am the product of an affair my mother had with my father's best friend. Found out when I was about 37 or so. Remember that age old saying. . "It musta been the milkman - or it musta been the mailman. "? NOPE! It was the a/c man. Hahaha! Tons of family drama. .. snooze... snooze... Every family has it; mine is just more like a Jerry Springer episode.

So see, technically I qualify for both and bitchy bastard was spot on.

How is it you initially labeled me male yet "read me" as a female? Did you profile me? ? I hate it when that happens. I was instructed to be very gender nonspecific. .. For Fucks Sake - I'm confused on many a things; but my gender ain't one of them. (Nor in the whole suck blow thing either; like some other people I know. )

Ok - "HairOfTheDog"
Would that be Nazareth ' s "Hair Of The Dog" (I loved Nazareth - now those were some days); "Hair Of The Dog" as in beer; "Hair Of The Dog" as in a favorite restaurant; or "Hair Of The Dog" as in some band that can't if the are rock or celtic?
The Urban Dictionary states .... (shit, I just could not resist) eeecchummm.. It is an expression "Hair Of The Dog that bit you", then it goes on to say when a dog bites you, you should take some of it's hair and place it 'in' the wound. WTF!
Fucking Hillbillies!