06-11-2014, 12:59 PM
Hey, I didn't say ALL Americans are shallow!
Just about 95% I guess. Anyway, every time I hear Damascus it makes me laugh. I'm sure I mentioned it before but it works every single time as it reminds me of my dear friend Wael, who is from Damascus and who was sort of my assistant here when I opened our former restaurant. When the revolution started here he was raving and bitching about these people here and how obviously fucked up they are going thru that crap with all that bombing, etc. So when he had it, he packed his bags and returned back to Damascus
What would actually happen if the US pulls out of Afghanistan? Would it create a global disaster? Would it affect your shopping or weekend parties? Would sales of Apple and Burger King plummet? Prices of crab cakes in San Francisco sky rocket? Wall Street collapse perhaps? Would Afghanistan with the help of those lone Uzbekistan rangers and anybody else from those plentiful fuckistan countries around become so big and powerful that they could end up contemplating invading the US of A? What is there that you obviously give such a massive fuck?!
Monitored movement in Qatar is actually quite funny. The Taliban got some posh offices there since many years, not far from the US base really, and evidently the Qatary Taliban utterly enjoys any sort of monitored movements they might be having there as they have become so used to the lush shopping malls and life style of Qatar. I even heard that Gordon Ramsey's new joint at the St. Regis in Qatar got a fiercely broiled Taliban T-Bone with a side order of Sharia Slaw and a half baked Potato on the menu. Naturally all super halal and served fully covered in a Burka.
Today was an exciting day here. From our high vantage point, I'm living in a four fucking floor villa after all, we could see the city starting to burn down in those areas where the peasant folk lives, mainly close to the petrol stations. They started burning rubber tires, finally something, and then started to march across the city close to the former Presidents Palace, where the old man still resides.
So now the current President fired half his ministers, Foreign Minister, Oil Minister (which is wonderful news), Finance Minister, Electricity Minister, and a few more.
I so need my booze container to arrive! .... wake me up, when September comes ....
Just about 95% I guess. Anyway, every time I hear Damascus it makes me laugh. I'm sure I mentioned it before but it works every single time as it reminds me of my dear friend Wael, who is from Damascus and who was sort of my assistant here when I opened our former restaurant. When the revolution started here he was raving and bitching about these people here and how obviously fucked up they are going thru that crap with all that bombing, etc. So when he had it, he packed his bags and returned back to Damascus
What would actually happen if the US pulls out of Afghanistan? Would it create a global disaster? Would it affect your shopping or weekend parties? Would sales of Apple and Burger King plummet? Prices of crab cakes in San Francisco sky rocket? Wall Street collapse perhaps? Would Afghanistan with the help of those lone Uzbekistan rangers and anybody else from those plentiful fuckistan countries around become so big and powerful that they could end up contemplating invading the US of A? What is there that you obviously give such a massive fuck?!
Monitored movement in Qatar is actually quite funny. The Taliban got some posh offices there since many years, not far from the US base really, and evidently the Qatary Taliban utterly enjoys any sort of monitored movements they might be having there as they have become so used to the lush shopping malls and life style of Qatar. I even heard that Gordon Ramsey's new joint at the St. Regis in Qatar got a fiercely broiled Taliban T-Bone with a side order of Sharia Slaw and a half baked Potato on the menu. Naturally all super halal and served fully covered in a Burka.
Today was an exciting day here. From our high vantage point, I'm living in a four fucking floor villa after all, we could see the city starting to burn down in those areas where the peasant folk lives, mainly close to the petrol stations. They started burning rubber tires, finally something, and then started to march across the city close to the former Presidents Palace, where the old man still resides.
So now the current President fired half his ministers, Foreign Minister, Oil Minister (which is wonderful news), Finance Minister, Electricity Minister, and a few more.
I so need my booze container to arrive! .... wake me up, when September comes ....