WHY?

[HairOfTheDog]

Maybe even better??

I am sure if the NSA is tracking those Guantanamo Bay boys right now in Qatar, they will find them most probably sitting in a Chili's with pitchers of Strawberry Margaritas in front of them, digging into a full rack of their baby back ribs.

No, I'm not gas, I'm oil!

I don't know, slippery one.



I can see Khairhwa sipping an uppity Strawberry Margarita. He was a governor, reportedly considered a moderate by Taliban peers, and someone who is hoped to be influential in the peace-negotiation process.

Wasiq was an intelligence guy and liaised with local police. I see him knowing better than to ruin a perfectly good Cadillac Margarita with a boatload of sweetness. He's having a margarita rocks (not blended -- avoiding the brain-freeze potential), salted rim, with a double shot on the side.

Nabi-Omari. Who? Seems he may only have been rounded up because of his association with the group who held Bergdahl. He's having a Bud Light.

Now...Fazil and Noori - well, they blew Chili's after the ribs -- not much into cocktail-sipping, I imagine. They're back at the condo with a bottle of Jack each, a box of cigars, Playboy Channel and some killer ideas...