Spare ribs simmered in Coke

[Maggot]

Marinated pork in the crock-pot for carnitas.

I see street tacos and taquitos in my future.

WTF, Maggot . . . don't you have a smoker?

I had one but it became a casualty one Saturday night when my brother tripped over it in the dark and went off the porch and landed on it. He was ok but the smoker got smooshed.