Introduction

[HairOfTheDog]

I know - I was just making noise like a preschooler sticking their tongue out at the older kids.

You're either very brave or very naive to cruise around with that thing sticking out around these parts, ChicagoBorn.

Some might see it as an invitation and press you to pony up, and "you never know what you're gonna get...".

Tip:
Ramseycat's been having sex dreams and dirty thoughts all over the board these days; she seems ripe for the pickin'. Sidle up to her if you're interested, otherwise consider this just idle gossip.

If you're in fact interested in bagging the Cat, here's Tip 2: hot chocolate will get you everywhere (but rice cakes or Smarties might work, too).

Gotta go get some work done and then stop by the market for prawns -- you really did inspire the tonight's dinner menu.