IN SEARCH OF...ANSWERS

[BlueTiki]

In realization that I am being a complete ass-hole hypocrite, I just could NOT resist...

"... enjoy YOU'RE pork 'n beans..."
Please tell me you left this just as a love token for me to find?!

"BOOYAH!!"

You tell me... how well do you know me BlueTiki?

Glad to see you're doing the Golden Bears proud.

How well do I know you? Well . . .

After your feeble attempts to get a rise outta the folks here, I'd say your IRL professional demeanor is being put to the test this month and you feel the need to vent.

I think you still use your tablet almost exclusively for Pandora from the hours 9 AM to 6:30 PM.

I know you're a mediocre typist, but a demon on a ten key.

I think the blue-bloods at your country club must have shit their pants when you made your entire club credit available to the women's shelter (yeah . . . a little bird told me about that gift).

I also know your father wore women's size 13 . . . when he put on his stiletto-heeled, thigh-high boot collection.

I know your closest friend and your dog share the same name.

I know you know what 3 restaurants I'd pick, if I were in your town . . . and probably what I'd order.

So . . . how'd I do without revealing personal information?

Good enough?