06-25-2014, 09:23 PM
Meet lovely Shery Lynn Downs
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Sorry, guys, but she's not on the market.
She was almost a free woman, though, according to her husband who's now recovering in a hospital in Billings, Montana.
Mr. Downs claims that Shery was so pissed off about finding some of his urine on the bathroom floor that she threatened him with a cleaver, wanted him dead, and slashed his throat (turns out the throat-slashing part was probably just wishful thinking on his part -- she actually cut him pretty badly across the cheek).
When Mr. Downs told her to call 911, she apparently slipped him some whiskey through the bedroom door instead (hey, it's not like she didn't try to help him at all!).
Anyway, Shery's not a free woman -- she's trying to make $5k bail on a weapons assault charge.
P.s. Honest to god, the weirdest part of this story for me was discovering that Shery was only 52.
Sorry, guys, but she's not on the market.
She was almost a free woman, though, according to her husband who's now recovering in a hospital in Billings, Montana.
Mr. Downs claims that Shery was so pissed off about finding some of his urine on the bathroom floor that she threatened him with a cleaver, wanted him dead, and slashed his throat (turns out the throat-slashing part was probably just wishful thinking on his part -- she actually cut him pretty badly across the cheek).
When Mr. Downs told her to call 911, she apparently slipped him some whiskey through the bedroom door instead (hey, it's not like she didn't try to help him at all!).
Anyway, Shery's not a free woman -- she's trying to make $5k bail on a weapons assault charge.
P.s. Honest to god, the weirdest part of this story for me was discovering that Shery was only 52.