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@USERNAME -- CATCH UP, FRENCH FRY!
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Hey, now, I'm not the patron saint of lost cases.

I'm just the defender of them; like a public defender -- everybody has the right to adequate representation, even those with no moral currency (or cash).

I believe in the American justice system, crash. I have my hand over my heart right now and there's a tiny tear welling in my right eye. I swear.

Anyway, my client maintains his guilt and we will be entering a plea of "not responsible by reason of diminished capacity", on the grounds that he suffers from idiotic tendencies and delusions.

See you in court, opposing counsel.
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RE: @USERNAME -- CATCH UP, FRENCH FRY! - by crash - 06-29-2014, 06:25 PM
RE: @USERNAME -- CATCH UP, FRENCH FRY! - by crash - 06-30-2014, 05:44 PM
RE: @USERNAME -- CATCH UP, FRENCH FRY! - by crash - 06-30-2014, 09:14 PM
RE: @USERNAME -- CATCH UP, FRENCH FRY! - by crash - 06-30-2014, 08:01 PM
RE: @USERNAME -- CATCH UP, FRENCH FRY! - by crash - 06-30-2014, 08:20 PM
RE: @USERNAME -- CATCH UP, FRENCH FRY! - by crash - 06-30-2014, 10:28 PM
RE: @USERNAME -- CATCH UP, FRENCH FRY! - by crash - 06-30-2014, 10:18 PM
RE: @USERNAME -- CATCH UP, FRENCH FRY! - by HairOfTheDog - 06-30-2014, 10:37 PM
RE: @USERNAME -- CATCH UP, FRENCH FRY! - by crash - 06-30-2014, 10:41 PM
RE: @USERNAME -- CATCH UP, FRENCH FRY! - by crash - 07-01-2014, 03:34 AM