@USERNAME -- CATCH UP, FRENCH FRY!

[HairOfTheDog]

Probably a wise choice, HotD. Although the Zimmerman strategy had a sliver of a chance of succeeding, the problem with a Zimmerman type defense is that even if some court screws up ridiculously enough to give you a not guilty verdict, 99% of the global population still thinks you're a cunt..

Just because it's fitting, doesn't mean it's feasible.

Well, if he doesn't get off on diminished capacity, I guess part of MS's sentence could include having to brandish a scarlet letter while posting at Mock (a "C" in this case)?

On second thought......I don't think that would be punishment befitting the crimes. It's painfully obvious that MS has no shame and would only revel in the extra attention, despite it being of a negative nature.

We could sentence him to a week of confined "relationship counseling and psychological treatment" in the custody of ramsey and aussie. They could probably verbally whip his sorry sinful ass into shape, or at least drive the (boring, mainstream, suburban) perversion right outta him. Incarceration should also be rehabilitative, after all.

IDK. Aside from forcing him to confess to his wife, have you any other sentencing recommendations in mind?