@USERNAME -- CATCH UP, FRENCH FRY!

[HairOfTheDog]

It's all taken care of.

I've sentenced myself to wearing horse-blinders while I'm away from home. Never again will a pretty woman catch my attention out of my peripheral vision.

Problem

Solved

You have the right to remain silent, but quite obviously lack the smarts to exercise it.

The defendant has no say in sentencing.

You are at the mercy of the court.