Greedy motherfuckers

[crash]

I must admit, I was dubious until I saw that piece on AS. I think you're right. I think they have a genuine relationship. I know love is blind and there are more positions for sex out there than vanilla mish, but I still feel sorry for her. Surely being as big as Clive, your options are somewhat limited and you know he's gonna be climbin' on board with his beer breath and sweaty skin. If I were a woman, I wouldn't be able to get it up for Clive..

I don't see Clive getting his pile driver, x factor, bicycle pump or unicycle on anytime soon..