EATING CORN ON THE COB

[crash]

Sometimes, if I'm with company in a formal setting, I even eat it with a knife and fork.

I tried to let this go by. I did. But I can't. Corn on the cob should never be served in a formal setting anymore than one would serve ribs in a formal setting.

Formal was probably the wrong word, but I couldn't think of the right one. But you know, when you're having a home cooked meal with the family of your daughter's boyfriend and you don't want to look like a redneck buttering your corn with your hand and deepthroating the fuck out of it like previously mentioned upthread.