Slim Pickins

[SyberBitch]

Isn't she sweet and nice, Sinister?

And, as you have indicated, a bit of a yawner.

I have been in obedience and behavior training for dogs for many years, my speciality being the most aggressive ones out there, so Iwill find out if you speak the truth about knowing dogs.

Newbie torture is relegated to senior members. If you get in and start bashing newbies right off the bat, you will be laughed at with great vigor. If you have less than 500 posts and think you can bash a newbie then you haven't learned your place in the heirarchy. Think wolf pack; as of this moment, you're a loner. If I let you in, you will be the omega dog.

Capice?

*crawls up to you with eyes averted, trying to lick your mouth*
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*all the while secretly watching for an opportunity to jump you from behind and put my teeth around your neck* ::stickout::

500 posts huh?

That's ok, you have plenty of underlings to roll as I work my way up the ladder.