FAIR?

[Midwest Spy]

By gay you mean old videos of you, KrystalShores & Ramsey, right?

Nah, I imagine you in your chaps watching gay porn flicks that actually exist.



Like ^ Ride 'Em Up Cowboy.

Spraying and praying that no one walks in on you.

Nah.

I mean if I were into male gay porn, it would have to be something with Star Wars characters.

Maybe Lando and Chewbacca going at it, or Darth Vader and Han?

And, who didn't secretly wonder if Obi Won was doing a young Luke Skywalker?