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Poll: Are you a necrophiliac?
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Yes, dead things make me hard/wet
14.29%
 1 14.29%
Yes, but only if they're dead animals
0%
 0 0%
Yes, but only if I kill them myself
0%
 0 0%
Yes, the way they smell reminds me of the fragrance between my thighs
28.57%
 2 28.57%
Yes, but I've never had the guts to do anything about it
0%
 0 0%
No, I'm just boring and lame
28.57%
 2 28.57%
This is a seriously fucked up poll
28.57%
 2 28.57%
Total 7 vote(s) 100%
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Fucked up Funeral
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#3
01-14-2009, 08:39 PM
Funerals suck, I've never been to a good one lol. My grandfather was a minister and had one of his colleagues speak at my dads funeral. My grandpa claimed that he was "inspirational" the senile bastard talked about Ronald Reagan the whole time.
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