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Fucked up Funeral

Poll: Are you a necrophiliac?
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Yes, dead things make me hard/wet
14.29%
 1 14.29%
Yes, but only if they're dead animals
0%
 0 0%
Yes, but only if I kill them myself
0%
 0 0%
Yes, the way they smell reminds me of the fragrance between my thighs
28.57%
 2 28.57%
Yes, but I've never had the guts to do anything about it
0%
 0 0%
No, I'm just boring and lame
28.57%
 2 28.57%
This is a seriously fucked up poll
28.57%
 2 28.57%
Total 7 vote(s) 100%
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Fucked up Funeral
SyberBitch
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#18
01-14-2009, 09:27 PM
Middle Finger Wrote:
SyberBitch Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:I just hope you're attractive.
Remember that scene in Cujo, where he comes down from the mountain a week after falling in the rabid bat nest and his face is all covered in gore and frothy drool and pustulent scars??

My face kind of looks like that.

Great. Thanks. Glad I read the story now.
Yeah, I figured something about the idea of a frothy bitch would turn you on.
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[No subject] - by SyberBitch - 01-14-2009, 08:24 PM
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