09-03-2014, 10:16 PM
I saw my neighbor wearing a lampshade just last weekend through my dining room window.
His was one of those old sun-faded ones with the fringed balls around the base -- mighta been avocado green originally (I need new binoculars).
Sally, you god damned yeasty old wench -- I am already humiliated beyond words. I looked up meat grinders and that bulb-holder sure does look like it could be the crank on one of the old type models.
How the hell can I ever show my fuck face around here again?
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His was one of those old sun-faded ones with the fringed balls around the base -- mighta been avocado green originally (I need new binoculars).
Sally, you god damned yeasty old wench -- I am already humiliated beyond words. I looked up meat grinders and that bulb-holder sure does look like it could be the crank on one of the old type models.
How the hell can I ever show my fuck face around here again?