The Death List

[Carsman]

Joan Rivers has died -

Melissa just issued a statement saying, "It is with great sadness that I announce the death of my mother, Joan Rivers."

Ya know, I always thought I didn't like Joan Rivers, but now that she's gone, I think I will miss her. I guess I liked her all along, and didn't admit it to myself. It's kinda scary, one day you're fine, and the next you're history. She had dozens of serious many hours long procedures all her older life, and to check out on a simple procedure is just wrong! May she Rest In Peace.

(PS: A law suit will surely take place)