Did you know?

[Carsman]

Did know know Matt was a killer. But did you know how a farmer spells cow?

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He spells it: C O W ei ei o

I remembered incorrectly. Just looked it up; Broderick killed two local Irish women, not a man. He was convicted of careless driving and was fined $175.

Your cow joke sucks! MOO.

The only person who might laugh is Ronald McDonald. He's such an uppity celebrity -- always looking down on his old man's profession -- makes me see red. Ronald's an arrogant clown.

Can't really take credit for the joke, it's part of a GEICO TV commercial.