Soo...

[Clang McFly]

^ You're a huggy kinda broad.

Which one of the Mock regulars would you most like to cuddle up to, IroningBroad -- if you had to choose one?

Midwest Spy?

Well HOTD, depends on who won't end up sharting on me..

Alright. Process of elimination it is.

Sorry Clang, Baldwag, and username -- you're out.

MS is still in the running, for now. I don't believe he'd shart on you. He wears filtering underwear. He is a big fan of the Cleveland Steamer, however. So, if you don't like taking shit from somebody, you better get that off your chest and come clean about it or you'll have to wipe his ass from the running.

I was going to object but I had the meat sweats and jalapeño farts earlier tonight from eating a Red Robin burger.