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[Clang McFly]

Clang is single, Ironing Broad. Hard to believe, but I shit you not.

Maybe he shouldn't be eliminated so quickly. There are worse first dates than dinner at Red Robin, followed by some sweaty sofa cuddlin' and a Silver Spoons viewing marathon.

You'd better strike while the iron's hot though, if you're interested. I think Clang has his eye on my friend aussie; not sure if it was the breast-feeding photo or the frozen forehead that reeled him all the way in. She's such an effin' tease.

Had my eye on aussie until the Botox ballyhoo. If I ever get a girlfriend, I'm taking her flaws and everything. Don't mess up your perfect imperfect body ladies.