09-15-2014, 07:40 PM
(09-15-2014, 06:51 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Did I receive a couple of sexts? Yes, but I quickly ended that relationship.
Pffft. In your previous version of events, there never was any relationship.
And it wasn't just you who ended that relationship, you had the Lord by your side.
Plus, it wasn't all that quickly either, was it?
Round 1 -- the original sin and alleged repentance:
MS be saying, "OMG, I told this smokin' hot woman at work -- with whom I always flirt and who finds me absolutely irresistible -- that I bet she has a great rack. AND THEN, she showed me a photo of said rack on her cell phone!!!! What kind of woman has such photos on her phone?.........As an honorable family man and a good Christian, I am so done with this impure woman and will not be tempted by her forbidden fruits. AMEN!!!!!!!!"
'Round about 2 months later, and none the effin' wiser or more pure:
MS be saying, "OMG, I asked my buddy for the number of this chick who has the hots for me. Yep, I reached out and touched her via text. AND THEN, in response, she sent me nude photos. WTF is her problem??!?"
The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me God. That's the bar around here, MS. Even with newbies.
