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[Blindgreed1]

Clang is single, Ironing Broad. Hard to believe, but I shit you not.

Maybe he shouldn't be eliminated so quickly. There are worse first dates than dinner at Red Robin, followed by some sweaty sofa cuddlin' and a Silver Spoons viewing marathon.

You'd better strike while the iron's hot though, if you're interested. I think Clang has his eye on my friend aussie; not sure if it was the breast-feeding photo or the frozen forehead that reeled him all the way in. She's such an effin' tease.

Nah HOTD, I think I'd rather cuddle up to my fart infested body pillow. Meat sweats and jalapeño farts made me realize how wonderful it is to be able to shit in the toilet and not in my undies.To have the freedom to spoon without the danger being sharted on unexpectedly.

Are y'all sure Clang really isn't an 85 year old incontinent resident in a nursing home?

nope. 41 year old fat fuck and mama's boy with crossdressing tendencies.

Pics?

once you become a full member of Mock you can find my pic in the member's photo gallery. Maybe even a pic of me in drag eventually.

I've been a full member since the day I signed up homie. I've seen your pic, but not in drag. If you're going to cross dress... Go BIG!