HOMELY PEOPLE & LAZY BASTARDS

[Clang McFly]

Greetings & Salutations.

Our Kingdom was quiet over the weekend. I do have something nice to say about that - I'm really glad you all have a life. Seriously. So happy you're not losers.

Sally, come up with a kickass recipe and post it in the kitchen. Something along the lines of rice cakes or chili - beans or no beans. Even something about dented cans or broken boxes would be cool.

Ramsey, just because you're a wealthy divorcee' doesn't mean you shouldn't know how to fix your own garbage disposal. Get thee to Lowes and take a class or five.

Aussie, you're no fun when your nose is to the grindstone.

FQ2, you'll soon be asked what you'd like for Christmas, you should probably say sheets. Given the workout they get they must be threadbare at this point.

Clang, in regards to the priesthood, piss or get off the pot. You need seven years of education and you're already 20 years too late.

Kid, I can hardly believe you haven't found someone to share that gorgeous home with. What the fuck is wrong with you.

There's a nigger in the woodpile. I can smell it.

actually I'm still about 20 years early. One of the latest priests to get ordained in our diocese is 64.