Buzzed . . . .

[ramseycat]

No, but now I know to avoid it. I'm a nervous wreck while driving, two or three beers actually do me good. It doesn't impair my judgment, it just makes it so I'm not a ball of nerves. There are also some huge bridges that I don't think I'd be able to drive without a drink or a Xanax or something.

You never cease to amaze me.

Please shoot me if I ever do. I could toss your dumb ass a ball of yarn and you'd be amazed.

You'd be too drunk to toss anything. "I drive better after a few beers." Are you related to my ex? JFC.