the 2014 trivial drivel thread

[HairOfTheDog]

A Canadian tried to smuggle 50 turtles across the border in his underwear.

I'm finding that hilariously silly for some reason. But I bet there was 51 in there.

Shoot, now you've got me laughing.

I can just see the turtle-smuggler finally being released by border control with a fine and 50 less turtles.............laughing like crazy as his toe touches US soil whilst the only turtle that he really cared about peaks his wrinkled little head out of the secret hiding place (wearing a shit-eating grin, of course).

There are several people here at the Greyhound transfer station who I suspect could be smuggling something in body cavities.