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Poll: Are you a necrophiliac?
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Yes, dead things make me hard/wet
14.29%
 1 14.29%
Yes, but only if they're dead animals
0%
 0 0%
Yes, but only if I kill them myself
0%
 0 0%
Yes, the way they smell reminds me of the fragrance between my thighs
28.57%
 2 28.57%
Yes, but I've never had the guts to do anything about it
0%
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No, I'm just boring and lame
28.57%
 2 28.57%
This is a seriously fucked up poll
28.57%
 2 28.57%
Total 7 vote(s) 100%
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Fucked up Funeral
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#50
01-16-2009, 06:39 PM
jackboots Wrote:my kids better cremate me. (but not tomorrow).::bigg::
Make sure that's what happens in a living will. I've got all that shit planned out. I'll be dumped in the woods at my Gramps' farm to feed the fucking wildlife. No machines, no drastic measures; pull the fucking plug and cook my ass into bird food. Then go party hard.


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