CREEPY KIDS

[Duchess]

I laughed at some of these but I can see where people would have been taken aback when hearing them at the time. Your kids ever freak you out like this?

"I was tucking in my 2-year-old. He said, 'Good-bye, Dad.' I said, 'No, we say good night.' He said, 'I know. But this time its good-bye.'
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"A friend of mine's child told him, 'Daddy, I love you so much that I want to cut your head off and carry it around so I can see your face whenever I want.'"
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"'Daddy, remember that time we died?'"
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"My 3-year-old daughter stood next to her newborn brother and looked at him for awhile then turned and looked at me and said, 'Daddy it's a monster ... we should bury it.'"
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"'Go back to sleep, there isn't anything under you bed.'

'He's behind you now.'"
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"I was tucking my 3-year-old son into bed and asking what his favorite part of the day was.

Son: 'It was playing with the man.'

Me: 'What man?'

Son: 'THAT man' (points to empty corner of this bedroom ... which is on the upstairs floor of our old house)"