10-26-2014, 09:04 AM
Being or looking like a dick isn't necessarily a bad thing, lardon. You might run into a few at Mock.
Anyway, dicks can be very powerful.
-Dick Cheney conned the western world leaders for years.
-Dick Clark influenced the world of popular music and broadcasting for decades.
-Andy Dick has ODd like 100 times and is still among the living.
-IMaDick was legendary for fearlessly calling out ass-kissers at every turn (before he ran away).
One thing I've learned while handling dicks inside and outside of Mock: don't ever look them straight in the eye and comment on their power and stamina -- you'll just make their heads swell.
Welcome to Mock, lardon. I don't care if you're a dick or not. But, if you're a pussy, you're bound to get screwed.
Anyway, dicks can be very powerful.
-Dick Cheney conned the western world leaders for years.
-Dick Clark influenced the world of popular music and broadcasting for decades.
-Andy Dick has ODd like 100 times and is still among the living.
-IMaDick was legendary for fearlessly calling out ass-kissers at every turn (before he ran away).
One thing I've learned while handling dicks inside and outside of Mock: don't ever look them straight in the eye and comment on their power and stamina -- you'll just make their heads swell.
Welcome to Mock, lardon. I don't care if you're a dick or not. But, if you're a pussy, you're bound to get screwed.