LONG & WET: IS THIS A TURN ON?

[HairOfTheDog]

Tell the ball and chain that you're outta beer and he needs to go fetch you some or something, sally. I wanna see your tongue pic.

I can't even roll my measly little tongue. (Can't wiggle my ears either.)

I can flip someone off with my middle toe now, though. But, I've been practicing that for months and months.