the 2014 trivial drivel thread

[sally]

I guess there is something wrong with my bladder. I had the ultrasound Tuesday and they called me back today to see if I could come in to discuss the results.

Don't let those bitches mindfuck you. This isn't the first time I have heard of them (that's a general them) doing that. Every time they see you in person they get to bill for that. Call them back and tell them that you'd like to hear your results now. This will weigh on you all weekend, please at least consider doing that.

Yeah it's pretty nerve wrecking thinking I might have advanced stage bladder cancer and might not make it too Christmas. I really doubt that's the case, but I still can't help thinking about it.