SARAH VINE HATES BEAUTIFUL WOMEN

[Duchess]

We talked about this woman in here before but I can't find where.

This bitch hates women. She picks apart their looks, their style, the way they carry themselves, etc. I'm normally able to blow off this type of female but this woman is a writer and every time I run across something she has written, it is the same bullshit - complaints and derogatory comments about gorgeous females. This time she's bitching about Victoria's Secret holiday fashion show.

For anyone blissfully unaware of Victoria or her secret, I’ll explain. It’s a rather tacky American lingerie brand. This week for the first time the tawdry caravan rolled into London’s Earls Court. Forty-seven of the so-called Angels arrived, hand-picked for their glossy locks and welcoming smiles, long, lean limbs, golden skin — and their ability to look flawless in a pair of bikini bottoms the size of a sticking plaster.

No wonder that the stars of the Victoria’s Secret show are among the richest models in the world. Strutting down the catwalk were Dutch supermodel Doutzen Kroes and the Brazilian Adriana Lima, joint second place in the Forbes list of richest models.

Kroes, who earned £8 million last year, is known for her ‘curves’ — in other words, she doesn’t completely vanish from view when she turns sideways.

The unofficial criteria for taking part is a 34-24-34 hourglass (or should that be egg timer?) figure and a height no shorter than 5ft 9in. Age is flexible up to the grand old age of 33, though by that stage they’ve all had so much Botox who can tell?

It’s as though the punishing diet regimes, trashy costumes (this year’s show featured two diamond-encrusted bras), echoes of strippers and sleazy nightclubs, nudity and downright lecherousness were the most natural thing in the world.

Forget about burning our own bras. If you ask me, it’s time we started burning theirs.





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