the 2014 trivial drivel thread

[ramseycat]

What do you even carry it in, your purse, a brown paper bag?

I'm not. If I'm ever in that position I intend to tell the Dr. precisely what you tell the vet to do to the family dog. Not kidding. I am not transporting poop under any conditions.

So you want the doctor to stick a hook up your butt and grab a sample? I think carrying it would be the lesser of two evils.